Tuesday 6 October 2015

Just in passing


Professor Mundeign spent 15 years trying to determine exactly what happened during the first second after the Big Bang. He had reached only the first nought point nought nought three milleseconds by the night of his 39th birthday. After an unfortunate incident with an antique sewing machine and some illicit drugs, he abandoned his quest, and retrained himself in the newly budgeoning field of Applied Cultural Hermeneutics, a discipline which eventually became the keynote and defining speciality of the East Rainham Polytechnic, a Victorian institutition which has latterly been reborn as the National Institute of Cultural and Empirical Hermeneutics, of which Mundeign is now Director.

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