Tuesday 5 January 2016

Sadly the Cross-eyed Bear


In the '100 most useful inventions' section of Professor Mundeign's calatogue there is even a mention of Malvolio Claxendell, oddly not in relation to the infamous  Leecock-Proust mechanism but because of the lesser known (but some say more widely used) Malvolio Claxendell's Fractured Light Yield (MCFLY) used to counter the effects of Seasonal Affective Disorder (or BluFlu as it is commonly known). 6 out of 18 Swedish carpenters agree strongly that MCFLY is effective under controlled conditions.

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