Professor Mundeign's Wave Theory

Professor Mundeign himself was the first to admit that the Wave Theory that bears his name was in fact derived from the substantial work by the noted Ergonomist Edgar Treif who measured the speed at which waves of information were transmitted through a sounder of pigs (the name for a group of pigs depends on the animals' ages. A group of young pigs is called a drift, drove or litter. Groups of older pigs are called a sounder of swine, a team or passel of hogs or a singular of boars). There appeared to be a difference according to the extent to which such information was validated from discrepant locations on the abscissa and ordinate.